kyle hemingway

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i wish i was joking.

watch the banana one.

i got a hurrcut.

and 2 new pairs of shoes that are totally not dyke shoes.

i feel that today i redeemed myself and my gay card might not get taken away just yet.

i got a papercut in the space between my index and middle fingers today at work. and i have to sleep alone tonight.

i’m mopey right now.

i may or may not have free tickets this evening for legends! the play at the shubert theatre starring fucking linda evans and joan collins.

yeah, be jealous.  be completely jealous.